To the tenant in my belly, in possession of the below described premises:
I am issuing an immediate notice for EVICTION. You will have 2 weeks in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you may be forcefully encouraged to remove yourself from the property.
You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the front of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made.
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 2 weeks from this day that you don’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and possibly forceful action to dislodge you from this location.
Thank you for your cooperation.
(I do not know who the original author of this piece is, and can’t seem to find the source anywhere, but there are several similar versions floating around on the web.)